10) Organize my desk.

9) Clean out last year’s rotten lunch from the fridge.

8) Do not use Internet for personal use (I just know they’re watching me).

7) Exercise at least some control when dealing with co-workers.

6) Personally end office gossip.

5) Water dead plants.

4) Return stolen office supplies.

3) Get permanent burnt popcorn smell out of the office.

2) Clean the crumbs out of my keyboard.

And the number one office New Year’s resolution: Get to work early for the best parking spot. You know, the one marked employee of the quarter.